eat a brog

something that Jim gives to Dwight to prank Todd Packer in episode 18 season 7 named (Todd Packer)

"did you like 135"~Jim "number 135,eat a brog, maybe because i didn't understand it"~Dwight

by lannan (jk) November 11, 2020

bake a pie, eat a pie

An expression that means the same as "it doesn't matter" or "it makes no difference." Symbolizing little change. You bake a pie, you eat a pie, you have no pie.

Dan, "Hey, didn't you just get gas yesterday?"

Jay, "What are you going to do? Bake a pie, eat a pie."

by Squirrely June 18, 2006

Eatableability

THE ONLY scale in which that can measure the quality of eatableability of a food based on shape and firmness and color "it's a race thing".

This grape is more firm and has no blemishes therefore it has higher eatableability.

by Updog with much you February 23, 2021

Eat a bowl of cereal

For a man to have his penis forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.

Me: Bro, I could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
My friend: Now don't be getting any ideas...
My grandma: Yeah it is way to late for sweets

by The pig god October 25, 2017

eat a 40

Basically saying eat a dick

Jimmy said go to the store so l said eat a 40

by 4gocraxy October 19, 2019

Eat a Dick

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

by Will I AM 5 April 25, 2009

Eat a D

What one says to a person they are mad at or joking around with. D is just a nice way of saying dick

Paul: Yo Aaron, wanna go nut butting?

Aaron: Maaaannn, go Eat a D!

by Aaron East August 20, 2012