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Easton, Ma

A stereotype of a shitty rich white town, Easton is full of beautiful “parks” that are actually smoke spots that happen to have children play around during the daytime. Probably a decent amount of sexual assault here, but why would we investigate that? Convictions are a bad look for our schools.
Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: Oh, I’m from Easton, Ma.
Person 1: Where’s that
Person 2: *intentionally avoids mentioning Brockton because they don’t want to be associated with minorities* uhhhh, have you ever been to the Xfinity center?
by ResponsibleCritizen February 13, 2019
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Easton Steamer

When a girl drops a steaming hot dump on your pillow right before you go to bed.
Becky left me a Easton Steamer last night and now I have to wash my hair.
by cz2100 April 21, 2010
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easons

an excuse as a search warrant for the spelling nazis to find you within your own home and take you to their Literary Concentration Camps.
-usually spotted within text such as most commonly mispelled words while the grammar is taken out of oral context
Excuse me, which of the four "easons" is it now?
Oh no! Quick, go to Switzerland before they search your home! It's neutral land! You'll be safe from their Perfect & Literate World Order!
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Eason

Eason is the cute guy everygirl likes he has amazing honey brown eyes and loves black girls and they love him
by Anynomousgirlxx January 19, 2019
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easton r.

an amzing guy who take syour breath away every time you see him. heel give you butterlies and makes you smile whenever hes around. hell sit in the back of the class just to be next to you. hell take time away from his friends juts to be next to you. hell know almost everything about you like all your tickle spots and your most deepest secrets. hell be your closest friend for 3 years . youll date on and off in the frirst 2, but in the 3rd year youll last forever, till your married. youll talk about your future and plan everything. i love you easton so much. im glad your in my life baby!!!
"easton r. and izzy f are gonna last forever!"
by izzy.fournier.from.ROMS May 16, 2017
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Easton Middle School

Easton area Middle School

a dangerous school in easton pennsylvannia with multiple fights a day and lots of lockdowns and restricted movements.
the school contains 2200 students living in high class middle class and low class status, we got that prison food and full detentions! if you want an education GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! we are also known for our intruders, heart attacks during lunch, and pepper spray being unleashed on us and don't forget the savage that just walked out of the school and got chased down by security and police. (he was caught less then 5 mins later)
Friend later in life; you went to easton area middle school?!
me; yeah, i almost got my lungs collapsed in 6th grade and saw someone else die in 7th, but i missed the kid who walked out of the school! hey my friend was on the news though!
Friend ;Jesus Christ! easton middle school is dangerous !
by maybe or maybe not your friend December 15, 2019
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Richard Easton

The best coach anybody could ever ask for. He's never leaving his parents couch. He never knows when not to close out even in funerals. He's forever a virgin .
RICHARD EASTON IS THE BEST CLOSER OUTER
by ball sucker123 December 13, 2018
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