earthquake causer

when someone is so fat if they fall they can cause a whole earthquake

Bro: Dawg. Why the hell are you so fat? You are an earthquake causer.
Dawg: HEY! What the hell. Im not fat! Im normal!

by ChickenLover581 May 22, 2023

Earthquake Series

Any sports series that takes place between two teams in California.

Dude, the LA Dodgers are playing the LA Angels of Anheim! It's a total Earthquake Series, dude!

by mankerrigan October 11, 2009

do the earthquake

The most random thing people do 🪨

You put your hands in the air, and move with the sound: DO THE EARTHQUAKE!!

by pumby_rhino October 13, 2023

moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

by Salmonellq September 10, 2019

Ovarian Earthquake

Whereby the male inserts his penis into the female and shakes her violently.

Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale

by CanadianMooseAntler May 1, 2011

Ethiopian Earthquake

when an Ethiopian man has sex with some random girl in the next room, or in the back of your car while you are in the front seat.

Alex: dude you look tired

Lucas: yeah there was an Ethiopian Earthquake in my car last night

by Bennz February 2, 2010

The Earthquake Rose

A design created by a pendulum swinging across sand during an earthquake.

Pictures of The Earthquake Rose created by The Rattle in Seattle may be seen at earthquakerose.com.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004