1. When you are so tired, everything you say or type comes out misspelled, or as nonsense.
2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
2. When lack of sleep prevents you from generating a coherent sentence in conversation.
on surfin' bird
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.
2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
1. Are you aware that the word is the bird?
ugh.. I meant bird is the word*
Sorry, I'm having insomnia dyslexia tonight.
2. rotlf, lamo
Damnit, I'm a moron. I can't spell tonight; blame my insomnia dyslexia.
by Joy Rising April 22, 2010
Get the insomnia dyslexia mug.A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).
*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."
by Marti P. B. July 15, 2009
Get the dyslexic pol mug.Related Words
A neurological disorder which makes a person struggle to read and write.
Dyslexics are often creative, funny, resorceful, helpful and sensitive. They are often cautious when making freinds/with friends or with in relationships as they are scared of being hurt or left. They are also very smart. They have good recall and understand alot of things. They learn in a fun way with helps the information stay and also means they use different techniques when revising.
They may need extra help reading and copying in class from there peers but are often to afraid to ask so offer to help if they look like they need it. They are also quiet in class as they are afraid of being chosen to read or awnser a question but with there peers that can be loud and confident.
Dyslexics are often creative, funny, resorceful, helpful and sensitive. They are often cautious when making freinds/with friends or with in relationships as they are scared of being hurt or left. They are also very smart. They have good recall and understand alot of things. They learn in a fun way with helps the information stay and also means they use different techniques when revising.
They may need extra help reading and copying in class from there peers but are often to afraid to ask so offer to help if they look like they need it. They are also quiet in class as they are afraid of being chosen to read or awnser a question but with there peers that can be loud and confident.
"Hey I know you have dyslexia, do you need any help with this?"
"I think I'm OK but thanks"
"ok if you need help though just ask"
"thanks"
"I think I'm OK but thanks"
"ok if you need help though just ask"
"thanks"
by S_y.m February 20, 2019
Get the Dyslexia mug.It is the same as regular dyslexia, but you are doing it on the computer. Where you have constant typos after trying to correct the first typo.
by Miss Captain Morgan September 5, 2010
Get the cyber-dyslexia mug.A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. November 11, 2015
Get the social media dyslexia mug.
Get the dyslexicity mug.