dur shmoka

1. The act of smoking deliciously kind budz; the smoking of cannabis.

2. Taking an incredibly large hit off a bong.

Up for a little dur shmoka off the ongbay?

I'm feelin' some dur shmoka later this evening.

by Giovanni Ewert May 3, 2011

dee dur

A person who has done or said something completely stupid.

Wow, yo didn't know howto spell that? Dee dur.

by DiamondPiggies January 25, 2017

Dur-feed

Means never answering the phone when your girlfriend calls because your buddys may hear something dirty or you getting a asschewing for not answering. To the point its a joke on urban dictionary.

Man i wish my man would answer when i need him...i feel like hes doing it on purpose or hes dur-feed me

by Squirrel86 October 12, 2021

Dur Dagnir

Dur Dagnir, meaning "Bane of Darkness" is a Unit of Anvard in the game of Dagorhir. The members do not consist of knights in shining armor, heroes on valiant steeds, but rather, warrior from all walks of life uniting for a common cause: to rid the world of Evil.

Turgon Evenstar: Charge! For Dur Dagnir! For Honor! For Valor! FOR VICTORY!
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Darksbane: Welcome to Dur Dagnir!
DuVir: Yes, welcome, we fight for the good of the world!

by Turgon Evenstar January 16, 2009

Durple Dur

The noise you make when refering to a fucking idiot after they say something boneheaded.

Man, I can't believe that you just ate the banananus!!! Durple Dur!!!

by Dumpster Mosley August 21, 2008

Durt Da Dur

To be used when someone is acting with no common sense and with much stupidity.

David, Kevin, and Dan are often found acting like Durt da durs together in their natural habitat...Sometimes they shoot at turkeys with assault rifles out of a bathroom window, often act like busters, and even fuck shit up like peoples fences when they cut down trees.

by eightypercent December 9, 2011

wurt dur furk?

What the fuck?!' something someone says in reaction to a surprise and how the Muppets' Swedish Chef says 'WTF?

Swedish Chef sees lobster crawling across table after he threw it in the pot... 'Wurt dur furk?' tosses it back in & puts on lid

by fan of R.A.d. August 8, 2010