post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.
Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 12, 2011
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poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.
-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?
by the_wolfy March 04, 2014
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Droughting

When a male goes from having frequently sexual intercourse to having none what so ever for a period over 3 years
Gio: Im so nervous about this

Girl: Why? Is it your first time?

Gio: NO NO it has just been a while ,

Girl: How long?

Gio :I have been Droughting for 3 years

Girl: Mother of God!"get this man a doctor"
by Freddie Donne June 11, 2013
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Kansas City drought

The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto
Dude last night we did the Kansas city drought and now I think I’m in love
by Allrightythennn January 24, 2023
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Death drought

When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.
by Dead character April 02, 2018
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tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea
"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"
by phantomgirll November 17, 2019
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