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Sympathy Donuts

After a long night of getting ham hocked and consequently defiling a friend's apartment, the accused purchases a box of sympathy donuts in lieu of a formal apology before sneaking out the back door.
KA was quick to purchase a dozen sympathy donuts in order to atone for his use of the ultimate shocker on She-Ka within the airplane bathroom of Navin's apartment the night before.
by Donkey Boner Jr. January 19, 2010
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jolly pirate donuts

A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.

They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!

Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy

"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me

"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy
by JoeBaker August 26, 2006
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Pant Donut

When you pull your pants down, leave them on the floor and step out of them.
Roomate #1 "Did you bring 'West-Side Terry' from the bar to bed last night?"

Roomate #2 "No... why?"

Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"

Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"

Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"
by OhTits November 22, 2010
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Hollandaise donut

One of three true types of donut, along with maple and chocolate. Created because of a teacher's Freudian slip.
A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?
by hollandaisedonuts September 1, 2020
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ditch your donuts

a command used to discreetly let a person know that his weak and unwanted followers need to fuck off, and that it is his responsibility to make this happen
Nick approaches his friends, but is followed by people that can usually be classified as fat, gross, annoying, etc.

Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."
by Pseudocide September 24, 2007
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Donut Seeds

Cheerios. They look like tiny donuts to stupid people.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.
by Chubby16 May 17, 2006
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Donut Holder

(n.) A cop's penis.
Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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