After a long night of getting ham hocked and consequently defiling a friend's apartment, the accused purchases a box of sympathy donuts in lieu of a formal apology before sneaking out the back door.
KA was quick to purchase a dozen sympathy donuts in order to atone for his use of the ultimate shocker on She-Ka within the airplane bathroom of Navin's apartment the night before.
by Donkey Boner Jr. January 19, 2010
Get the Sympathy Donuts mug.A small chain of donut shops in Ohio that, at it's height in the early 90's had two dozen or so shops, but has dwindled to just over half as many since the founder Nick (last name I can't spell) sold the company off and retired back to Greece.
They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!
Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.
They specialize in hand-made doughnuts that are far better than what garbage you would find at Tim Hortons and Krispy Kreme. Also, they use the same basic coffee, from the same supplier, that's used at Starbucks, but is usually one third the price per cup. They also sell cookies and muffins, and some stores also sell soups and sandwiches. Best of all, they are a smoke friendly place - light 'em up!
Made somewhat known to everybody on the net outside of Ohio by a cool remark made by the Tourette's Guy in one of his videos.
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care!!!" - Tourette's Guy
"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me
"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy
"Sweet! And I'll get a dozen assorted doughnuts and some damn good coffee for a great price while I'm at it!" - Me
"Ohhh....BOB SAGET!!!" - Tourette's Guy
by JoeBaker August 26, 2006
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Roomate #1 "Did you bring 'West-Side Terry' from the bar to bed last night?"
Roomate #2 "No... why?"
Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"
Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"
Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"
Roomate #2 "No... why?"
Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"
Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"
Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"
by OhTits November 22, 2010
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A donut shop has three kinds of donuts (maple donuts, chocolate donuts, and Hollandaise donuts). How many different orders of n donuts are possible? What if there were k kinds of donuts?
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Nick approaches his friends, but is followed by people that can usually be classified as fat, gross, annoying, etc.
Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."
Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."
by Pseudocide September 24, 2007
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Girl 1: Why do cops love donuts so much?
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
Girl 2: It's pretty obvious. Their dicks fit perfectly inside them. Fuckin' donut holders!
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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