Balloonist dozen

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

niggers dozen

Ten instead of twelve, because: A nigger stole two, a nigger can't count, or a nigger is too lazy.

Dierks: How many tins of grizz do you have left?

Dierks2: One shy of a niggers dozen-

Dierks: 9 isn't nearly enough...

by Dirty cunts McGoo February 1, 2010

Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

by onirebmit October 23, 2012

Okey Dokey Artichokey

A humorous way to agree with someone.

"Hey, grab those pants right there."
"Okey dokey artichokey"

by Inquisitively Smart June 3, 2009

Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.

Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"

by Bruk March 5, 2010

Dovey

dovey is a rare creature,they are also known as a moo-moo,daddy,baby,sweetie pie. This creature is sweet,kind,caring,sexual,loves to cuddle at night time,go to the movies,play mini-golf,go on trips,take naps during the day,have sex for hours,barbeque's,go swimming, jump on trampolines and is even willing to lay out in the sun &tan with his special lady, a dovey loves chili-cheese dogs with onions, a dovey will give massages and will love you forever&ever no matter how mean they may seem when they are grumpy, because a true dovey loves his lady with all of their heart. mwahh!

A man wouldn't agree to watching Simple Life because chances are he'd think it sucks and is a waste of life, but a Dovey would suck it up and pretend not to mind because he loves his lady and knows i'd make her extra happy.

by jesse's lover October 2, 2007