douche

someone,who is simply a waste of air,often very stupid,always tells useless things,who nobody really wants to hear

Guy 1:Here comes the new student.

Guy 2:Yeah,he is such a douche in class.

by foursouls1 April 26, 2009

douche

A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!

Mark don't be a douche all the time!!

by M. Milark March 2, 2007

douche

One who is douchey -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world. Tool. Loser

I feel like such a douche applying for jobs like that, but I gotta pay rent right?

by Kai from Palo Alto September 8, 2006

douche

n. an insult used in the same manner as idiot or moron, but more specifically directed towards persons who have power over your judgement when you don't want them to.

v. the act of using a douche.

No, that is NOT the correct way to play guitar, you stupid douche. I don't care if you have been playing for five years. You've been doing it wrong the entire time.

Go douche yourself woman, then come to me with a valid opinion about NSBM.

by Blasphemer_0 January 24, 2005

Douche

1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.

"Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."

by Donald Duck May 2, 2003

douche

a person who is a complete asshole or just strikes you a ass wipe.
a douche is usually friends with other douches or has no friends.

#1 "did you see that guy?"
"yeah he looked like a douche"
#2 "do you know Johnathan?"
"yeah he is the biggest douche ever!"

by widespread March 18, 2009

douche

Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.

John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.

by acub1one September 9, 2010