Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.
by dave nondouche October 30, 2008
Aquaman is a douche bag.
by Splatulis Splatchulli May 02, 2006
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by keir dickson April 01, 2007
word used to describe your white, suburban friend who uses "hip-hop" terms to describe mundane things. Also, anyone who looks like those asian people on the spring commercial.
by fucanyon October 10, 2005