douche bag

Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.

douche bag, scrote, poser

by dave nondouche March 12, 2009

douche bag

a human parasite; a socieital leech. one of has zero value added to the group.

Aquaman is a douche bag.

by Splatulis Splatchulli May 13, 2006

douche bag

Noun. An individual who displays their "true colors" by an act of betrayl.

John ratted me out to the police, he is a "Douche Bag."

by Chris Olobri March 15, 2005

douche bag

people who give thumbs down to all the definitions on this website

your a douche bag if you give this definition thumbs down

by TiTyRon April 14, 2009

douche bag

A person or group that personifies everything that is of epic faggotry.

Wow, look at that faggot ass Sig Ep with is collar popped. What a douche bag.

by Tux B December 21, 2008

douche bag

someone who is completely thick as crap and has no meaning to life

tony blair!!WHAT A DOUCHE BAG

by keir dickson April 25, 2007

douche bag

word used to describe your white, suburban friend who uses "hip-hop" terms to describe mundane things. Also, anyone who looks like those asian people on the spring commercial.

"Yo man, Bright Eyes is DA-BOMB!"
"dude, you're such a douche bag"

by fucanyon October 10, 2005