dork

n.

-a short white man that dresses up as a power ranger and fights with Japanese/Korean/Chinese/Taiwanese women.

Tammy- That Zach, he's such a dork.
Angie- Yeah but he looks so cute in that pink ranger outfit. Look at his tights!
Tammy- Too bad that Japanese lady's kickin his ass.
Angie- At least it's a cute ass.

by Ambiguosity77 June 29, 2010

dork

A dork is someone who farts in the bathtub and watches the bubbles come up.

Oh gross! What a dork! Get out of here!

by bjork March 3, 2005

dork

someone thats:
a loser
clumsy
stupid
has no common sense
... you should get the idea

You can be a total dork at times..

by Dawn June 15, 2002

dork

A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.

That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.

by Jim November 26, 2002

dork

A person who has all the bad qualities of a nerd or a geek, but without their good qualities (solving Bessel equations for fun, programming in assembly language, writing device drivers for a toaster or making loads of money) - he just looks and acts like an idiot, has no social skills, can't get laid and has big glasses. A nerd sits behind his computer doing something that requires brains, while a dork just surfs the porn websites and chats with other dorks on some web forum. A geek or a nerd looks like a dumb ass but in fact has Mensa IQ, while a dork looks like a dumb ass because he is. A dork is, almost without exception, someone's bitch, he's unable to have sex so he usually dies a virgin, and thus seldom harms the human gene pool. Dorks sometimes try to associate with geeks and nerds and act like them, but they are sort of a joke. They also try acting as if their condition is a matter of choice, ie. they don't have sex because they are into celibacy, they are out of shape because they're too intellectual to exercise, people don't understand what they're saying because they're so smart (and not because they are unable to form coherent sentences) etc.

Here's that stupid dork again.
Hey dork, you're not too smart to play basketball, you're too dumb to throw a ball.
Beavis and Butthead are dorks.
Eric Cartman is a dork.
Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail) is a dork.

by danijel March 21, 2007

dork

Madonna, in any city that is not New York.

"I don't like cities, but I like New York/Other places make me feel like a dork." -"I Love New York", Madonna

by Rikc December 28, 2005

dork

1.the people tht took the time to write all of the definitions before me.
2. people that really care about spelling outside of school.
3. the kid who nevver abbreviates in a text message.

1. The other people are such dorks for writing so many definitions.

2.That kid correcting the spelling in that graffeti is such a dork.

3. talk to you later instead of ttyl

by ThatOneManInTheCorner2 October 20, 2008