doodie pootie

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

by crickety April 6, 2010

shla-doodle

Something unreal, fake, or not high quality.

Why did you buy the shla-doodle kool-aid when you could have bought the real one for a lower price!?!?

by sammazay December 23, 2013

Jubber Dubber Doodle

A man who builds a significant lead for himself in a situation that promises to yield beneficial results only to relinquish said lead and finish on the losing end.

I was getting ready to bang yer sister, then I got a softy. I'm such a jubber dubber doodle.

I was playing golf the other day and was down 4 strokes with three holes to go and wound up coming back to beat this jubber dubber doodle.

by Big Thunder23 November 5, 2011

Budda why dood?

Asking someone why they have done something, or just to piss them off.

-I got the cutest little puppy!

-Budda why dood?

by mcay911 January 4, 2012

doodlebugger

Term for field seismic personnel. Differentiated from a roughneck by their actual coarseness and ability to really kick your ass. Doodlebuggers search out oil, natural gas, and other precious commodities the world around by exciting the ground with explosives, drop weights, and more often than not pieces of specialized heavy equipment called *cough* vibrators. They work in the most extreme climates, brave the most dangerous countries, and suffer some of the worst wages in the oil and gas industry. Most importantly, doodlebuggers are renowned for their ability to drink massive amounts of alcohol without dying and to find hookers in any city, village or hamlet in the world. Doodlebuggers often work in camps in the middle of nowhere, and are rarely seen in their natural environment. Easily identified by their pot bellies and lack of shaving. They tell the BEST stories.

Jim: "...next thing I know, the secret door pops open and the girl is blowing me while I drink my beer."
Tom: "You lucky fuckin' doodlebugger!"

by Riffee October 7, 2008

doodie

The brown stuff that comes out your ass

I doodie all the time.

by Rocky May 3, 2004

pussy doodle

A painting made using a cat and patented cat strap. Available models include the picasso, ladies' choice, and diarrhea machine.

Shhhh! It's just my pussy doodles!

by Falcon Punch February 2, 2008