don't have it

when someone insults someone else and you are trying to instigate/ get the other person to insult/ fight back
(UK slang)

jamie to rebecca: that's why ur mum's built like an egg
you: nah don't have it (rebecca)

by JEIRBNWA October 29, 2023

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

Don't have drawers to shit in

Same as don't have a pot to piss in (being broke or having very little to no money.

"That's too much money and I don't have drawers to shit in.

by A guy from Jerzey February 3, 2025

i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.

Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.

by Loriemplism November 21, 2021

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

by anonymous November 20, 2023

when i don't have time

opposite of "when i have time"

when i don't have time i usually do some work

by bitch1324yolo June 29, 2017

So I don't have to blame myself

Which is exactly what they are doing. Blaming me so that they don't have to blame themselves.

Hym "No. I work to fill a need. I do need to work just because the rest of you have to. This is a pathetic attempt as avoiding the resent you are going to experience when you have to continue to work and I do not. That's why I'm getting harassed at work. The want me to work harder and I do have to just work harder at you behest. You're being childish an you need to answer me in the manner I instructed. Text. Video. Or live on the Majority Report. And you need to talk about what is happening to me. If you would have done it in the first place you would have more kids and you'll have one fewer if you don't. Oh? Is it credible this time? But not 10 years ago? 'Blame Hym so I don't have to blame myself.' "

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025