Doink

Often used as a verb or an adjective, doink can also be a noun. As a noun, doink refers to a small or misshapen penis.

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Girl 1: What was sex like with him.

Girl 2: Meh. It was ok other than his doink.
Girl 1: So it was small?

Girl 2: Tiny and crooked. Barely felt a thing

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

Doinked

When you're smoking some good shit and you're baked as fuck

Me and the boys were smoking and we were so doinked at target

by ImDoinkedRn October 26, 2019

Doink

Noun: The buffoon of the friend group who won't shut up about international cuisine and bouncy balls.

Synonyms: Jerk, idiot, fool

Doink: Why do you get the bouncy ball?
Intellectually superior friend: Because I had the prior claim you DOINK!

by Kevin the Crackhead February 7, 2019

Doink

A doink is a marijuana filled blunt or joint, although it originates from the word joint.

Hey pass the doink
Let’s roll a doink
Who’s got the doinkage

by ra1nes May 27, 2018

Doink

A ground leaf rolled in rolling papers mostly weed but it has a cousin cancer doinks(cigs)

person1: imma cop a box of doinks today
person 2: ight word lmk i got some cancer doinks from seb today

by dr.skeleton666 November 15, 2017

DOINK

A fucking annoying peice of shit who is retarded and a fucking fat mong. This person may be talking to you or around you.

When TACTICALHAWK is talking in a press conference, everyone shouts DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK ALERT

by ObeseMac July 16, 2018

Doink

The bass kicking in during a dance/rave tune!!

Man, this tune has one banging doink

by FAST=HARD May 21, 2009