grave dodger

a very old person who hasnt died yet

that grave dodger over there was givin' me the evils

by tezza 123 September 11, 2005

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

date dodger

someone who finds any possible reason to avoid going on a date with someone, usually using false and/or ridiculous excuses

ex 1) Jacob asked me on a date, but I'm going to be a total date dodger and tell him that my grandma died.

by allexus_aurelius April 5, 2009

Los Angeles Dodgers

Preferred team of trashy asians and 99.9% of LA's mexican inhabitants. Never go to Dodger Stadium wearing SF Giants or non-USC (i.e. UCLA) paraphernalia, or you will be heckled, mugged, and then raped by a hoard of cholos.

Dodger Cholo 1: yo homie, that bitch is wearing some giants shit
Cholo 2: aiight let's go fuck him up and steal his rims, ese....

by evil monkey October 19, 2004

draft dodger

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.

My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.

You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.

No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.

Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Tax Dodger

To describe a person in higher education like a student

"Pub was heaving last night, its freshers week and it was full of tax dodgers"

by Denis Callaghan September 6, 2006