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Distorted

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.
She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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Distort, disTort, distorT
Distort, disTort, distorT
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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News distortion policy

Sounds like a good policy to me.
Hym "Yeah, I mean, he wants to repeal it because they are 'deliberately distorting factual news' to keep the guy who designed the LLM from getting the credit he deserves and the money and to get him to murder children. The news distortion policy sounds like a good policy and you need to sanction the shit out of these motherfuckers. Sanction their asses all the way to the bank. Sanction them like Russian oil."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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Doux Distortion

Doux-Distortion, Dough-Distortion, DD, or Soft Distortion is a musical genre--frequently made under the parent genre of Rock music, and sub-genres such as Hardcore, Hard Rock, and more.

Doux-Distortion is a blend of gritty, distorted melodies, with an addition of soft, gentle tracks to accompany the song. Currently not instrument-dependent.

Coined November 8, 2024 by Nixzria
Example:
John: What kind of music do you make?
Susie: I create Doux Distortion music!
by King of Unheard Genders November 21, 2024
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tempting & distorting

(noun)
a behavior characterized by the act of employing sarcastic or crude remarks with the intention of enticing a person into participating in a joke, followed by using their response out of context and treating it as if it were a serious statement.

This practice involves luring individuals into engaging in a conversation or reacting emotionally, only to later exploit their words or actions to embarrass or humiliate them. Tempting & Distorting commonly employs misdirection and manipulation to achieve its desired effect, often at the expense of the targeted individual.
"You were tempting & distorting by talking in an amusing tone"
by ahundredovens July 14, 2023
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Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.
I've got visual distortions
by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017
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Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012
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