compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 31, 2003

disk space

What is a disk space?

Bob from IBM: we'll need you to create some more disk space.
Tech: what is a 'disk space'?

by princess-tim February 10, 2009

disks and Cds

When you ask somebody if they like disks and cds and they say yes

"You like disks and cds?"

"Yeah"

"How about I tape disk dick to yo forehead so you can cds nuts dropping on your forehead."

by The Mlolm April 28, 2022

Disk fag

Someone who loves cds sexually and is found to be gay.

Did you download that game? No it's on disk you disk fag.

by Diskfag October 17, 2017

The Destructo Disk

Take a dish or plate, piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.

1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol' poo butter.

2: Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?

1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it warm up in your room?

by in_an_unmarked_grave June 04, 2021

floppy disk

A 3.5" disk used to store 1.44MB, a ridiculous amount of space but it is now coming out of fashion.

"Dude, I feel chlostrophobic when I use a floppy disk."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

disk wax

A group of people you love and couldn’t live without

You guys are really the disk wax.

by Thank you next December 08, 2018