Dirt Cricket

Person who sells water, beer, or veggie burritos at shows in the lot trying to make enough cash to get to the next
gig. Not to be confused with a Lot Kid, a Dirt Cricket will totally show up at
your house, hotel or campsite wanting to crash for no expense on their part.

Rarely uses body soap on tour but rather substitutes showers with excessive
amounts of petruli. Travels in groups, loves FREE beer, and will gobble up your
"kind nuggets" like a fat kid eatin' cake. Suprisingly most Dirt Crickets return to their own house and full time or part time jobs once tour is over.

He had beer left over from the lot and still drank all of ours even after we let him stay in our room for free. What a Dirt Cricket!

by beniop May 8, 2009

Dirt Dragon

The act of mashing ones flaccid penis into a females butt-hole until said penis slithers in like a dragon.

I couldn't get hard last night so I had to give her the ol' Dirt Dragon.

by Mr. Shame February 2, 2013

Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.

Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube

by AkaMV February 2, 2013

Dirt Mule

A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.

Dude what's with your neighbor?

Oh brohhhhh that guys a dirt mule. Never shake his hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2016

rub some dirt on it

To rub dirt inside a wound in order to help the blood clot. Also used as an expression telling someone to get over any physical injury or other pain.

Jimmy broke his leg? Tell him to rub some dirt on it and get back on the court!

by Superslayer May 10, 2010

Dirt Rocket

A particularly impressive bowel movement.

Come check out this epic Dirt Rocket that I just droppped!

by barfy December 9, 2008

Tijuana dirt box

When a man of hispanic, most frequently Mexican, descent defecates onto a womans vagina.

Hector was so mad at Gina for cheating on him he Tijuana dirt boxed her

by courtesyofGD March 8, 2009