dischembled

Completely disorganized and unassembled.

My desk is completely dischembled.

by Sopranomouse819 May 6, 2018

direhea

A totally-horrendous bout of "loose stool" distress.

My insides tend to "react" very strongly to new foods or unusual combinations of ingredients, and so I try to only partake of these "potentially-problematic" comestibles when I'm just by myself at home instead of in a public setting or "out in the sticks", so that I can quickly/unobtrusively run to the bathroom --- and have easy access to appropriate "clean-up" facilities/resources --- in case of any bouts of direhea.

by QuacksO February 19, 2019

Dorchester

To exhume a corpse from a cemetery at night for the purposes of sexual gratification.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Should we smash the rest of this bourbon and head out for sneaky Dorchester or two?

by CheeseOnToast99 February 23, 2022

communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011

Dick Ditcher

A woman who ditches her friends to go get some dick.

We were going to go to the mall, but Sara is a Dick Ditcher, and went to Brad's instead.

by PicanteChode September 13, 2021

Dandruff ditcher

Dandruff ditcher is what you would call someone if you where annoyed by them.

You dandruff ditcher!

by PepperpedeFan April 12, 2022

Drew Stephen Gerald Discher

The coolest kid in the world. He is a swaggy dude with lots of money. He is very tall and smart. He is a great worker and anyone would be lucky to hire him. He is the coolest guy in the world. He is not gay. He is very straight.

Everyone: Drew Stephen Gerald Discher is the coolest guy in the world
Idiot: I disagree
Everyone: *shoots the idiot*32

by Drew is cool March 21, 2022