dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace

Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace

by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013

dicklefloss

A supreme insult indicating someone with a johnson so thin it can be used as dental floss.

He's such a jerk he probably uses dicklefloss.

by Atsepmet February 17, 2008

dickli-ass

A playful way of calling someone a "dick ass."
-(also see "dick ass")

Quit slapping my buns you dickli-ass!

by Gitface June 21, 2011

Dicklag

When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"

"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"

"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."

by TheMagicKeeper June 18, 2017

Dickladon

The female name for Dick.

Hey Dickladon hows your day?

by King Shadow November 24, 2017

Dickledore

Dickledore:
The act of having and using a penis wise and magical. With abilities to cast spells over the female gender.

Bill got in an argument over his missing part of the rent, he dickledored his way out of it and now she is happily making him a sandwich.

by Serbio XXX January 6, 2020

dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020