Dicklarious

When one is performing a dickish move to someone else and it's absolutely hilarious, but cruel

" Yo is that an I phone 4? Let me check that out " *drop on floor*
" not anymore "
" lol dood that's dicklarious "

by J3rs3yd3vil September 11, 2011

Dickladon

A dick of enormous size, comparably to scale with a megladon as opposed to a regular shark.

"Oh wow Murchison really packs a Dickladon"

by Niggar? October 19, 2017

Dickfulary

Having anal sex in a tree while eating a Boston Creme Donut

Him: Let's have Dickfulary
Her: Ok, but first make sure you get the creme

by funnyboi12342341234 May 1, 2018

Dicklaryngitis

Laryngitis typically causes symptoms of larynx (voice box) including hoarseness, loss if voice, sore and swollen throat. The Cause is deepthroat job done well!

Susan was unable to use her voice to present her speech for media class on Monday due to her date Saturday resulting in her dicklaryngitis.

by Tisi Edgewalker April 3, 2020

dickblast

When you’re having sex and decide to suddenly ram your dick into your partner’s asshole unannounced.

That bear Jerry met on Grindr dickblasted him so hard he developed anal fissures.

by Toob Boob June 14, 2020

Dickalage

\de.ka.laʒ\ "dick" + "décalage"

1. A portmanteau used to express the temporary emotional jetlag felt when first being away from one's partner.

2. Emotional gap, discrepancy caused by separation.

3. (time) Confusion from being on a schedule that is different from when with one's partner.

Ever since I came back from my trip to visit him, I've had a strong feeling of dickalage because I just miss him so much.

by SexyWordsSmith September 22, 2023

poi dickland

poi dickland means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023