Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.
*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.
*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.
Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.
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A woman who has decided she is done with men because they are all dicks and is determined to be just like them. A female version of a total jerk who does stupid things and leads the opposite sex on without feeling or caring and simply for entertainment purposes.
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I was swimming with the penguins in Antarctica when suddenly a polar bear launched a dickleberg towards my face. dick pickle iceberg
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"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"
"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!
"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!
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