Dickless

The state when you lose your boner while you have sex

She did not enjoy since i became dickless

by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019

Dickless Clooney

1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.

Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"
Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"
Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"
Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"
Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later
Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 3, 2008

stuart dickle

A way of describing how abnormally small one's penis is. It also can talk.

Girl: Holy shit did u see Brads dick when he flashed us?
Girl 2: Omg Yeah it was so small
Girl: It looked like a stuart dickle
Girl 2: Yeah it was muttering some stuff but i don't care that shit was tiny!

by Fat Bitches Fighting Over Food May 19, 2018

dicklexic

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

dickless

A word to describe men or boys who pick on women or girls to boost their self esteem. These creatures will feed on your insecurities to feel okay about his own. He is generally without any very good friends. This is just a more creative term for an asshole and such.

Boy: You are a flat bitch!
Girl: Take a look of what's in your own pants before you tell me what's in mine dickless!

by +vibes+ June 21, 2014

dickless dickleby

a boy who masquerades as a man; a grown baby-man

A dickless dickleby is a so-called man who refuses to admit his true feelings and commit to a romantic relationship.

by Areerah August 14, 2010

Dickless Asshole

1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.

2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.

Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"

by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008