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Doober-Zyt

N. 1. A legendary fruit native to the southern regions of Africa known by some for its ability to give immortality if squirted in the face, smells very potent and location is unknown.
2. A person without hair, of a larger size that falls down often.
3. Slang term for scrawny, weaker, pre-mature males who must maintain defensive posture to make up for their unusually small penis size.
V. 1. To live forever in a matter of speaking.
2. To perform gay acts in the face of danger.
N. The monkey with its magnificent aim, was able to make a fly trapped in a spider web immortal with the kiss of the Doober-Zyt.
He was a sad little fella who drove a Saturn and spoke with a stutter, scared of girls while flabbergasted around them, but then again he did have his German ancestry of the Germanic heritage of the Doober-Zyts.
V. The super hero rescued countless civilians, and saved the day on many occasions, but as the meteor approached he found the need to shine his latex uniform and Doober-Zyt the day.
by Cory Strawbridge September 6, 2004
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Dobephile

A person who worships Dobermans. Doberman is a breed of dog that is not just a dog but several echelons higher on the social bracket than mere dogs.
Wow, Steve loves his Dobermans more than most people love their kids. He is a real Dobephile. His Doberman and he can actually communicate without speaking! What a Dobephile!
by Grrr Village December 23, 2008
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scoobert doobert

The retarded long lost brother of Scooby Doo, he spends his nights at the local Chinese restaurant hitting on old gals.
"Man that guy last night was a big Scoobert Doobert"
by Turtletits51 March 22, 2016
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thala dhobi

Thala dhobi is the most overrated batsman of India. Thalatards shamelessly say he was the best captain when he's not even in top 5. He's also known for his tuk tuk batting and he's the creator of Test20 format. He's also known for the Amrapali scam.
When someone bats slowly ....
Rohit : " Look that's how Thala dhobi bats ."
by Lawdalassan July 16, 2021
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doober

n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork
"Man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sunglasses is a doober
by La Tigra April 18, 2004
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Doberman

A large sized, short-haired, A.K.C-registered breed. First developed in Germany by the tax collecter Louis Dobermann. Dobermans are very clingy to their owners and make a loyal, well tempered dog if raised correctly. Could become aggressive if not given proper care and training. The tail is traditionally docked from puppyhood and ears may be cropped or left natural. Comes in red, fawn, black, or blue with either rust or tan markings. Some are also born pure white which is a fault in the show ring. Dobermans are prone to heart conditions as well as color deformity. Also a very intelligent breed that needs mental excercise as well as physical.
The Doberman makes a loyal dog, but if raised incorrectly, it may become aggressive.
by o2theMalley July 4, 2008
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Doberman Blowjob

A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.
After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.
by puddinghatch May 2, 2005
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