Mexican dental floss

A small portion torn from the foil wrapper from one's burrito, used to clean between the teeth.

Man, that carne asada sure got stuck between my teeth. Good thing I have some Mexican dental floss!

by jac3 May 17, 2008

Vagina dentata

The most horrifying concept known to man.

"Vagina dentata... what a wonderful phrase!
Vagina dentata... ain't no passing craze!"

by kbog December 5, 2012

dental sanchez

Just like a dirty sanchez, but dirtier! It's when you rub your fingers in your ass and wait for someone to grin, then you wipe it across their teeth. They won't be smiling now!

That guy had a dumbass grin on his face, so I wiped it off with a dental sanchez!

by a-marie March 31, 2005

Vagina Dentata

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.

"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."

by KHD February 16, 2004

dentard

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008

dental denial

(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"

by crackerjax January 26, 2006

deonta

no one but yet everyone
deontas can sing amazingly but don't usually appreciate their amazing abilities

oh look hes a deonta
he acts like a total deonta

by a very berry very cool person September 19, 2012