Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.

The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Foggy Deuce

<noun>. A particularly nasty fart that spreads minute particles of fecal matter throughout a confined area and lingers indefinitely.

Tourist #1) "Man I was in this elevator an hour ago and it smelled like someone dropped a turd in the corner! It still smells like rotten anus in here!"

Tourist #2) "Must have been a foggy deuce."

by Mike in Fred September 4, 2008

Deuce O'clock

The regular time during the day when one has to go drop a deuce.

ex. an hour after morning coffee; an hour after lunch; a little after dinner

Person P: hey can we meet @ 10 to discuss future plans
Person L: Nah thats deuce o'clock you guys, we gotta do it later.
Person P: Word ok lets do noon cause my deuce o'clock is @ 1.

by SwetePete June 26, 2012

Deuce Dial

The act of calling or texting someone while taking a dump.

Jake: "I should have listened to you about those burritos. It's like 'Alien' in my stomach. I bet you can smell it through the phone."

Nate: "Stop deuce dialing me. I don't want to picture you shitting. Ever."

Jake: "Stop answering my calls after we get Mexican food..."

by Fictitious Pulp October 24, 2011

Deuce Bigalow

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.

Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"

by High Hiter April 19, 2018

Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009

take a deuce

to take a shit.

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003