When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.
Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!
Keith: So what? You do anything?
Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.
Keith: So what? You do anything?
Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.
by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009
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The most fucking hardest emotion to deal with as a guy. Seriously, the desperation over women makes you want to kill yourself. All it takes is physical beauty, a sweet voice and seductive body language and facial expressions and a normal guy will be overpowered by such greed to want to fuck the beautiful goddess that he just met like 5 minutes ago. But once she decides to leave (in a teasing manner of course), it's like the feeling of having your money taking away, or someone who you really love and trust simply abandon you. Imagine a loved one or a friend promising to meet and spend time with you, only to abandon you and you'll realize the magnitude of the hell that single guys go through. Or try to imagine having to function without food or sleep.
Desperation can lead to anxiety depression and suicide. It's the Achilles heal of a man.
Desperation can lead to anxiety depression and suicide. It's the Achilles heal of a man.
After watching a movie involving seduction and sex, so many guys will feel desperation, and envious at the fact that it didn't happen to them. It's painful and sad to be the ones who lose out in such a competitive and vicious game of sexuality.
by anonymous6812 December 17, 2008
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Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.
by luckydespot June 23, 2009
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Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?
Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.
Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.
Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.
Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends
Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.
Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.
Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.
Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends
Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
by Maxdout June 12, 2021
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lopez: hey man did you hear about that guy joe who worked with me at the CIA?
jimmy: no man what?
lopez: he went off the reservation and so I had to kill his stupid ass for going rogue.
jimmy: well thats what you get for trying to fucking double cross the CIA.
jimmy: no man what?
lopez: he went off the reservation and so I had to kill his stupid ass for going rogue.
jimmy: well thats what you get for trying to fucking double cross the CIA.
by mr. shakedown September 22, 2005
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by Nobody May 13, 2005
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