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Derporate Media

Corporate media that dumbs people down with propaganda to benefit corporate oligarchs who profit from sweatshops, underpaid workers, child slaves, anti-abortion laws to attack women's rights, endless wars, businesses that destroy Earth's livability, etc.
I hate watching derporate media from CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, Hollywood, YouTube, etc.
by PurpleSkies July 25, 2023
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Derphorrea

Being such a perpetrator of the derp and lifestyle therein: someone has created a sometimes temporary, sometimes chronic and extreme black hole of derpyism in their vicinity.

Contagious, splattering derpy energy that causes immediate derpy filled chain reactions radiating in all directions.
Luther really fell ill with derphorrea when he wore sandal sox on the wrong feet. His roommate soon sneaze-cough-snorted up his morning oj shortly thereafter.
by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023
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Derpcat

A very derpy cat or person acting like a derpy cat
Vixen is totally acting like a derpcat today.
by Odii September 21, 2023
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derpbot475

a STASIS dev on Roblox that LOVES Changed!
he also loves to dress up as a furry (sylveon from pokemon)!
Come on man, derpbot475 is playing Changed again instead of working on his game!
by BanisherDispenser300 November 2, 2023
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Derployed

when Elon "Elmo" Musk's security detail gets deputized
Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob
by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025
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Deepcord

The name of the hellish online bubble/subcommunity surrounding the user N.Brio Da Zuera and his group DHAFC, which has been around since 2017
"Well once you enter the hive
You'll never make it out alive
It's been devised
So no human being will survive"
-Creature Feature song likely describing Deepcord
by Jonathan Fernandes December 7, 2025
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The Derpcheese

A Dutch sexual act.

This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.
Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.

Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?
by Fireman Forehead October 17, 2019
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