humpty dumpty

When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.

mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean

by HTF yadada September 24, 2009

DUMPTY HUMPTY BUMPTY RUMPTY AAAa

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by Kirbo the man September 26, 2019

Humpty Dumptyin

(n)- a person who sits on the fence on every situation and remains friends with everyone and does not get sucked into the petty beef people try to start.

muh dood: " hey jobin, who you siding with in this fight?"

onig+hew dog: "nah man. im humpty dumptyin on this one."

by onig hew October 25, 2010

Humpty Dumpty Dumbass

A person whose IQ points are so low it's funny - anyone who has an IQ score of 70 or below is considered this.

Person 1 (Humpty Dumpty Dumbass): I was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, I measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn't even feel warm to the touch after I set a timer for one hour! It melted! It said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes!! I'm suing McCain's for making a pie that doesn't cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of shit!!!!

Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!

by beeytch\ April 18, 2017

H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.

H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.

by Team Mopar November 17, 2004

the humpty dumpty

To hump a man or a woman analy, and both partners shit during the sex.

your mom and i did the humpty dumpty. it kinda ruined the carpet.

by mr.didthisinenglish August 23, 2011

humpty dumpty

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015