Derptitude

The overwhelming propensity for being a complete and total derp.

Hey, have you seen Zombie's latest post? His level of derptitude is off the fuckin' charts!

Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.

by Bigstugots October 27, 2010

deuptie

Lesbian. Origination: Seattle. Code word: Lesbian...

Karla leaned over and said to Amy, "She's hot. Do you think she's a deuptie? I hope so!"

by El Dollar December 25, 2007

Decepticonia

The homeland of all decepticons, as stated by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It is safe to assume that worldsuck emanates from the land that is Decepticonia. Decepticonia is the anti Nerdfighteria.

Decepticon: I think I'll go out on the town and spread WORLDSUCK like peanut butter on bread!
Nerdfighter: Whoa, whoa there, mister! This town does not need any more suck! Go back to Decepticonia!
Decepticon: Yeah, well...YOUR MOM.

by thisusernamepwnsn00bs February 21, 2010

deceptive stoner

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

The Rona Deception

When you think a girl is hot when she has a mask on, but when it comes off she's ugly.

Justin: Dude, I saw this hot bird with smokey eyes at Chick-fil-A, but when she took off her mask to bite in her Grilled Chicken Club she looked like Beetlejuice.
Jean-Claude: The Rona Deception, Justin.

by Powerbi August 4, 2020

deepthroat

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and the guy puts most of his dick into the girls mouth. The dick touches the throat, and often makes girls gag.

Damn man, she gives some nice deepthroat, my whole dick was soooo warm.

by TupacShakur December 1, 2003

Deepin'

The act of blathering, pondering and questioning yourself over existential matters, feelings, might be future decisions, in a futile attemp to get answers, sound interesting, or, simply, drive ur mates round the bend.

Ruben: What's the meaning of life? why are we here?

Bre: Here we go, you deepin' again. Who cares! grab that beer and take a sip, you think too much, just let go.

by Brera March 14, 2008