Depends

1. Padded undergarments used to minimise discomfort and embarrassment of sufferers from weak bladders.

2. May also be used during intense moments of laughter.

3. A call-out term after hearing a funny joke.

Depends! Depends! (That was funny. Please bring me my Depends before I wet myself).

by Amy August 22, 2004

bitch dependency syndrome

A serious ailment that affect many weak men. It is an unhealthy dependency to a woman and the inability to hit a bitch. It can seriously disrupt your health, your social life and even your money.

Man with bitch dependency syndrome: I love my wife <3<3<3 xxoxoxo
Homie: nigga, u a bitch

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

deeperly

1. Difficult to understand.
2. Very intense, profound, or intriguing.
3. Number of people
4. used in a sexual connotation. To put the full length of one's member into another person.

1. That's too deeperly for me.
2. His art is deeperly.
3. We rode 4 deeperly.
4. Lorraine likes to throat deeperly. Lorraine likes it in her slit deeperly.

by locasaurus December 27, 2010

deeperisesso

a word substitute for the phrase you know this, used to describe or affirm the undoubted knowledge of something. knowing or believing

bruv, deeperisesso, i got money and i ain't talking bout pesos

woke up looking and feeling like a million dollars, deeperisessoyou know this

walked in to the room and mine was the flashiest, deeperisesso believe

by Osss January 17, 2018

von deeper

the point to which one should always get to

"lets get to the middle of this shit"
"naw man, im taking that shit von deeper"

by wwrib1567 January 11, 2014

Deepin'

The act of blathering, pondering and questioning yourself over existential matters, feelings, might be future decisions, in a futile attemp to get answers, sound interesting, or, simply, drive ur mates round the bend.

Ruben: What's the meaning of life? why are we here?

Bre: Here we go, you deepin' again. Who cares! grab that beer and take a sip, you think too much, just let go.

by Brera March 14, 2008

depends

A substitute for underwear that people can pee or poop in without using the bathroom

Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!

by SlopNChop October 29, 2017