decomplete

to want to complete something but then end up failing

i decompleted my new years resolution of spending time with my friends, by staying home and being a loner

by kstanz32 December 22, 2010

decocrastination

This occurs when you don't take down your holiday decorations (primarily Christmas trees, light, wreaths, Nativity scenes, etc) until it is almost July 4. Of course, it could be other holiday decorations that are nor taken down foe at least 6 months after the holiday for which they were put up.

Suffering an acute case of decocrastination, Arleen finall started taking down the Christmas lights on July 3, because she need room for the 4th of July flags and bunting.

by Arleenie Jellybeanie January 2, 2012

Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 May 14, 2018

DecefRl

A rocket league streamer on twitch

DecefRl is my favorite streamer

by DaRedDino October 21, 2020

decodeunicode

A sexy beast who is so cool

Guy: "Man, did you play decodeunicode's game Town?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, it was so fun"
Decode: "You guys played my game?"
Guy 1 and 2: "OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT THE CHAD GAMER DECODEUNICODE?!?!?"
Decode: "yes its me"
Guy 1 and 2: "OMG IM SUCH A BIG FAN!!!!!!"

by chungusamongus July 30, 2021

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

fart deco

The art of spraying farticles or sharticles around the toilet bowl that do not wash away when you flush

I leave an impressive fart deco display after eating Taco Bell.

by r. deader February 1, 2015