A slicecock decision is a situation that is so difficult that it is like getting your cock sliced in two.
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A well matured person who loves people closer to his heart and dedicated towards his goals.
Usually fits properly with everyone.
Helpful in nature but thinks himself better than everyone.
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A well matured person who loves people closer to his heart and dedicated towards his goals.
Usually fits properly with everyone.
Helpful in nature but thinks himself better than everyone.
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Be a deekshant in terms of kindness.
by Titan___ January 27, 2020
Get the Deekshant mug.The cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. Often failing causing the driver to throw you off. This is often done by teenagers and pissed up nobheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.
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Jimmy: Frank, how was your date with Mary
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.
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