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Spuggy Darts

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.
Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.
by Tony balls October 16, 2014
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Mississippi Blow Dart

When you are about to nut, instead of pulling out and turning her into a toaster strudel, you shoot your badger milk into your own mouth then blow it out as hard as you can into her face.
I just gave my brother's sister a Mississippi Blow Dart. Her dad couldn't hold the camera steady any longer because he was laughing too hard.
by DirtyOilFieldMinds May 18, 2016
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rip a dart

1:Where'd John go?
2:He went out back to rip a dart
by Crunk Master Flash July 12, 2006
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Darth Plagueis

Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. "Can this power be learned?" Not, by a Jedi.
by Ultimate Chode September 8, 2016
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smoking a dart

a fancy term for smoking a cigarette but sounds more fresh then saying cigarette.
i was at the party last night and saw Quinton smoking a dart like it was nobody business
by thepetikman January 24, 2014
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lung dart

Another name for a cigarette, since smoking is like throwing darts at the lungs.
I am going to head outside and throw down a few more lung darts.
by Eric Crouch December 28, 2004
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tidy darts

What you say when someone has done something extremely well. Comes from actual darts playing, if a player hits three triple twenties or somthing, other players or spectatores say 'tidy darts' or 'good darts'. Also comes from the Welsh slang 'tidy', meaning 'nice one', 'good' or 'that's great'.
Katie: I won the a competition today.

Andy: Tidy darts.
by Andy Williams September 20, 2003
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