Dexter

A Dexter is someone so stupid to the point they think blind people need sign language >:/

Wow- that person is such a Dexter

by Dexter_:/ September 5, 2022

Cradle Dater

Someone who dates somebody much younger than themselves.

Russle Brand is a cradle dater because he married Katy Perry who is ten years younger.

by Sasha Ramsi June 21, 2011

Circle dater

Someone who systematically dates every person in a group of friends. Usually occurring in groups of high school girls with similar personalities or appearances.

"Man, did you hear Eric is dating Brianna now?"
"I thought he took her beat friend to prom?"

"Yeah, he'll be after Emily next. That guy's such a circle dater."

by EShad21 October 13, 2011

Dexter Jones

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

by Thee Creator October 23, 2007

anti dexterous

Not skillful in movements especially those involving the hands.

She is anti dexterous therefore she cannot cut correctly with a scissors.

by Blue Chips April 16, 2020

Serial Dater

Someone who feels like they always need a boyfriend or girlfriend. Often, Serial Daters believe they are in love after dating for two days. These relationships usually last for about two weeks, followed by much moping and heartbreak until the next guy or girl comes along two days later, at which point the cycle begins again.

These people are often insecure and need another person to boost their self-esteem.

Most commonly seen in high school girls.

Three days ago, Tori was madly in love with Cody. Then they broke up, and now she's in love with Jason. She says that he's the one, and they're going to get married and have three kids. She is such a Serial Dater.

This is the fourth boyfriend Amber has has this month! She is such a Serial Dater.

by advaschechel February 7, 2010

Dexter Manning

The coolest, funniest, sexiest, most awesomest drum-playing, video gaming British guy known to mankind. He's currently a co-star of the Machinima series "Sanity Not Included".

>Hey dude, didja watch last week's episode of Sanity Not Included?
>Ya. When I saw Dexter Manning, I jizzed myself.

by HeyItsAndie April 21, 2011