danish shower

a inside joke from one direction

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers

by anonymous November 15, 2020

Danish Thanksgiving

A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".

Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"

Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"

Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"

Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"

by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011

Danish Fist

When you are fisting someone and eating a Danish in the other hand. The filling in the Danish depends on the orifice being fisted.

I wanted to partake in a group anal Danish fist but ran out of chocolate danishes.

by 7Flambeaux7 February 9, 2022

Danish Daddy

Someone that likes being called daddy that is a minor

OMG he is a Danish daddy

Oh look theres a Danish daddy

by Edam shag July 2, 2022

Danish warburtons

Boobs

Look at the Danish warburtons on her

by Urban underwriter February 26, 2011

danish doorknob

when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.

jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?

brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.

jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?

brian: sure

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

danish girls

Highly attractive sex machines

Hey, look at the flock of danish girls!

by pheeyuh October 7, 2006