curly ho

Lazy, ass-kissing curly-haired harlot who worships man whores and potatoes. At the age of 39, she still resides at home with mommy and daddy and is dependent on them. A backstabber, she has a fake, insincere laugh, and plays the victim for circumstances she herself created. On her phone all day instead of working. A shadow who follows potatoes like a guide dog.

Hark! I spot a curly ho following a potato!

by Wacko and Sexy March 4, 2021

Curly Cobra

A small man into female Gladiators and likes telling facts and likes mining

Person 1: I have a crush on Lara in our class

Curly Cobra : I prefer big sweaty female Gladiators with nice fat toes

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Crunch-a-curly

To accidently chew on pubic hair.

Dude1: Whats that between your teeth?

Dude2: Oh shit, its your moms pubs! Crunch-a-curly.

Dude1: Damn.

by Miguel Gomez November 7, 2006

curly mustache

1. A mustache one must locate.

2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.

// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:

IT'S MARVEL BABY!

EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?

...

OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!

OLD SCHOOL!

SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...

MAG-FUCKING-NETO...

CURLY MUS-TAAASH!

MAKE IT RAAAIN!

FUCK THE KNICKS.

// Match ends.

by cockBOMB August 24, 2008

Curly Whirly

A person with constantly entangled pubic hair. (Plural: Curly Whirlies. May refer to couples)

"Hey, Jerry! I heard you and your Curly Whirly partner reached poogasm!"

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

curly goodies

the secret garden that some people have in their pants. Sometimes has living creatures (crabs/lice) in it. Comes in a variety of colors. Gingers are special in that they have a fire crotch while other people have normal crotchesof varying colors. The surprise is for you to find out...

Tyler rolled down his pants too low, so Lindsey and I got a glimpse of his curly goodies.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters September 15, 2009

Steve Curly

Your friend who thinks they’re Steph Curry, but can’t play like him at all

“Hey did you see that 3? I almost made it in like Steph Curry! ”
“Yeah Jon, you’re a real Steve Curly”

by kbbee January 31, 2021