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Clickbait

(noun, pejorative) A seemingly innocent posting on social media that contains a link to more content, but whose true goal is to trick the viewer into clicking on the link so that the writer can collect view stats -- usually for monetary or for narcissistic purposes.
That tweet on how to get girls/guys was just clickbait -- it linked to some book on Amazon.

That posting in my stream titled "What This Person Did For That Will AMAZE You!" was just clickbait and linked to a paid advertisement video.
by Professor F. October 27, 2014
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clickheredummy.com

Standard response for n00bs who ask stupid questions.
n00b: Oh noes! I just got pwned. How do I hackzor their IP?

1337: www.clickheredummy.com
by DigitalJesus August 1, 2008
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Clickerjack

A meaningless insult that can be used to go off your head at someone while leaving them confused.

Guy 1: Fuck off you fucking clickerjack!
Guy 2: What the fucks a clickerjack?
Guy 1: YOU FUCKING CLICKERJACK!!!
Guy 2: What the fuck is a clickerjack...
by FlipStar April 20, 2015
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Click on that Clock

Engaging in sexual activities with a Clown, with clock referring to a Clown's cock and "clicking" corresponding to whatever sexual act you have in mind. ;)
Zach: "Hey Nathan, have you seen Julia around anywhere today?"
Nathan: "I am pretty sure that she went to the State Fair to click on that clock!"

or

The adults of Derry, Maine ventured into the sewers to click on that clock.
by ThiccBih September 8, 2017
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The clicker

Fred: Christina give me the clicker.

Christina: find a good movie to watch.
by Therealbusman June 10, 2018
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Double-click Misfire

This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.

This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).
“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”
by Johntoo August 22, 2009
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