A crutch song is a song that helps you get through an event that is sad or is used for helping get your mind off of a pain of some sort.
by BlazingH0TD0G January 4, 2017
Get the crutch songmug. Means that something is awesome and/or amazing. Etymology: This term was derived from "Sweet Mullet" in an attempt to translate "sweet mullet" into Spanish by way of "Dulce Muleta." However, mullet has no Spanish translation, and "muleta" actually means crutches in Spanish. Hence the term Sweet Crutches.
by RockHound6969 January 14, 2010
Get the Sweet Crutchesmug. When a guy is used by a girl to get over her previously failed relationship. A girl you most likely meet at a nightclub. Sexy and flirtatious but also carrying some baggage.
That bitch Amber was such a fuck crutch. After we fucked her ex threatened to kick my ass
I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.
Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.
Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
by b. real October 28, 2010
Get the Fuck Crutchmug. by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
Get the Rusty Crutchmug. "aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"
by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008
Get the muddy crutchmug. An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’
“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”
With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”
With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”
by logic000 July 6, 2012
Get the christ on a crutchmug. by aslp February 28, 2008
Get the crutch fumug.