A crutch song is a song that helps you get through an event that is sad or is used for helping get your mind off of a pain of some sort.
X Gon Give It To Ya is my crutch song
by BlazingH0TD0G January 04, 2017
Means that something is awesome and/or amazing. Etymology: This term was derived from "Sweet Mullet" in an attempt to translate "sweet mullet" into Spanish by way of "Dulce Muleta." However, mullet has no Spanish translation, and "muleta" actually means crutches in Spanish. Hence the term Sweet Crutches.
by RockHound6969 January 14, 2010
When a guy is used by a girl to get over her previously failed relationship. A girl you most likely meet at a nightclub. Sexy and flirtatious but also carrying some baggage.
That bitch Amber was such a fuck crutch. After we fucked her ex threatened to kick my ass
I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.
Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.
Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.
by b. real October 28, 2010
by dick fitswell August 22, 2003
"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"
by jonny puzzle November 30, 2008
An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’
“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”
With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”
With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”
by logic000 July 04, 2012
by aslp February 28, 2008