Crowbar aka (crowey) aka (bender) Describes someone who’s being an absolute cock womble cunt and who is clearly a homosexual man
“Mate your being a proper Crowey liven up abit son, here have a snif of this”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”
by EllDeeeee March 21, 2024
According to anime characters in certain arcs, a crowbar is an "unspeakable bar thing", for no obvious and apparent reason.
*A Notices that B is holding a crowbar, but has no idea of what that is.*
A: "What is that?"
B: "It's some Kind of unspeakable bar thing."
A: "What is that?"
B: "It's some Kind of unspeakable bar thing."
by KryanThePacifist November 10, 2017
by Chugach April 26, 2003
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
by Matt viagra December 15, 2022
It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.
Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.
Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.
Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 08, 2019