Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 29, 2019
Chonies in a Crockpot; a compilation of holiday leftovers from the fridge used to make a meal until your next payday.
Looks like we’re doing leftovers until NYE.
After dinner Christmas dinners.
Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.
After dinner Christmas dinners.
Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.
by Bruce Dollastor January 01, 2022
A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.
My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.
by rsablue December 22, 2024
A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017
When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
by Greyhippieman November 02, 2019
When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.
Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
by Slainte October 04, 2013