If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

Crockpot

Nickname, a proper response to being called home skillet.

What’s up home skillet? Not much crockpot.

by anonymous February 15, 2021

young crockpot

Cool ass mother fucker that spits sick freestyle raps.One can not become a young crockpot you are just born one.

That Young Crockpot is the goat.

by Heaze December 22, 2016

Colorado Crockpot

The act of filling your roommates anal cavity with pork, chicken or beef allow it to sit there for approximately 2 hours once it is well cooked in there you remove it and have them put one of their own bodily fluids on it. This can be any fluid from their body they can’t tell you what it is you must eat it and guess what it was. Thus you have the Colorado crockpot.

Damn bro last night me and my roommate tried the Colorado crockpot it was lit dog you should try it.

by Cholesterol Carl April 5, 2020

Colon Crockpot

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.

That orgy was divine did you eat any of the colon crockpot?, i heard it was the best.

by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019

Chonies in a Crockpot

Chonies in a Crockpot; a compilation of holiday leftovers from the fridge used to make a meal until your next payday.

Looks like we’re doing leftovers until NYE.

After dinner Christmas dinners.

Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.

by Bruce Dollastor December 31, 2021

Mobile Crockpot

When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.

Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?

While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.

by Slainte October 4, 2013