Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

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chris crocker

A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.

Chris Crocker: Bitch please!

by becca182xxx October 28, 2007

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Betty Crocker

When One Is Caking to the extreme level they are now pronounced Betty Crocker no matter the gender

" Dam Where Is Mike at bro I havent seen him in a minute"

" He always be caked up with his girl 24/7 bro like its even not funny yo"

"Damm Im Call that man Betty Crocker from now on!"

by BASEGOD1 November 9, 2011

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A hilarious gay Youtube star. Became famous after his 'Leave brittany alone!' Video, in which he cryed and yelled at brittany haters, who were bashing brittany's VMA comeback performance. Honestly thinks he's female. Usually draws disgust from viewers, but also draws laughter.
Public enemies with Perez Hilton.

Person 1 (Chris fan): Did you see Chris Crocker's new video on youtube?
Person 2: Yeah, what a flamer.
Person 1: I'm gay.
Person 2: Ew, wtf??
Person 1: -Kills person 2-

by orgasmicforyogos May 13, 2008

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Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

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THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

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