1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
by Peter Kobs August 05, 2009
1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet
"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"
"she is a closet critter"
"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"
"she is a closet critter"
"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"
by megaman21 November 13, 2010
Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.
You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!
by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003
by L*A*V July 22, 2009
shorts or pants that are from jcrew or polo that have small figures like animals or objects on them. They would have dogs, hula girls, or fish on them.
those pants are cool they have lobsters on them, weren't you the first person in the grade to get those.
by prepitourous maximus April 25, 2005
by brent griffin August 18, 2007
by Nick427 October 11, 2009