to describe a person who is an attention seeker or a person who is always arrogant and jealous of others' success
You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.
by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023
Get the cristiano ronaldomug. A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.
Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"
by anonymous November 6, 2023
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiiimug. THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME 🐐
by shayyk47 August 9, 2023
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo
by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug.