crickets

People that make a ton of noise when you're not around, but get extremely hush hush when you are present. Hence running their mouths behind your back.

The crickets stopped chirping as soon as I was around

by making_haters_mad November 3, 2011

Cricket

A subtle way to describe or insult a woman that is known for jumping from bed to bed, also known as a whore.

That girl is such a cricket. She was with 3 guys last week.

by Brisko53 October 19, 2010

Cricket

A rather annoying insect that chirps and chirps and is great for keeping one up all night. The females have long ovipositors coming from their ass, and the males do not. Backward, isn't it?

My god! That chick has a cricket! And that fag is cricket-less!

by Kharisma December 14, 2003

cricketed

Is when you just had amazing sex the night before and reach out in the morning to touch base and receive nothing but silent chirps. You’ve been “cricketed”.

Angela : how did it go with the Russian whore last night ?

Anthony : I thought it went well but I have been texting her and no response , I think I got cricketed.

by Chicken china July 26, 2019

crickets

The response from a friend about a previous night's activities, typically following heavy alcohol consumption.

You: "Last night was sloppy – can you believe we ate burgers at Zuni?!"
Friend: No response or recollection…crickets…

by Itwasnt Me May 24, 2007

Cricket

a term used for something being not right or correct

dave and jon walked in the elevator and it jerked un controllably
john says " that deffinatly isnt cricket"

by mgk squires July 16, 2008

The Cricket

The Cricket is the act of a man run his hard on down a leg of his pants. He then must put one thigh over the other, his hard on between his legs. Then, in the fasion of a cricket, move your leg that is ontop across the leg (and hard on) beneath it. Meant for inconspicuious masturbation in public places

Dude, johnny thought he was hiding it but I saw him doin the cricket during class. He was goin at it pretty hard

by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010