Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy

The girl equivalent to blue balls.

Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.

by Barry Mckockner April 15, 2023

To make a devil’s crockpot

Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)

Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳

by Professor TinkleDick July 20, 2022

crack pot

a term used to describe somone who is silly, retarded, idiotic, etc

Stop being such a fucking crack pot and listen to the story!

by Jennifer December 16, 2003

Crockpot

A "Crockpot" or "Crockpotting" refers to the act of a man cumming in a woman's or man's mouth and restricting her/him, simultaneously, from spitting it out OR swallowing, thus creating the effect of "Crockpotting" the liquid within her mouth cavity.

By placing the hand over the mouth and gripping the neck at the same time, immediately after ejaculation, the semen/sperm is trapped in the mouth for Crockpotting.

by Nasty Old Dude May 4, 2011

Crockpot

The act of a woman placing a mans genitals in her mouth with the intentions of oral sex. But the oral does not involve any movement by the woman or the man. She simply places the mans genitals in her mouth and just lets it sit. As if “slow cooking” his meat like a “crockpot” would do.

Bro this chick gave me a crockpot last night. She just put it in her mouth and sat there slow cooking my junk in her mouth. It was terrible.

by Bigdogg July 9, 2018

mexican crockpot

Toilet inside a port-a-potty (Mexican space shuttle).

Alejandro is on the Mexican crockpot.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019