crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

Crab Boil

Basically it's when you motor-boat someones butthole. A sexual partner places his/her lips inside the butt crack of their partner and exhails forcefully while turning head from side to side. This will generate a motor-boat like sound.

"Stacy quivered with excitement as Jennifer crab boiled her naked ass crack"

by NWpolitik December 29, 2016

Crab Juice

A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).

Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.

by xenoranger December 14, 2010

Chabely

Chabely's are one of a kind. They're beautiful & hilarious to be around. They're always in a good mood & have a big impact on others. They lighten up the mood, if you're in a bad mood they will always make you forget all your worries. They'll stick with you through thick & thin and help you through all the rough paths. Most Chabely's are light eyed petite girls, but they're image goes perfectly with their personality. A Chabely is someone you need in your life, you may only come across one or none but if you do find one keep them close because i promise they're worth holding onto.

Awe look at little chabely!
Chabely you're hilarious.
"Damn shawty what's your name ?" "Chabely"
Only met Chabely a month ago & we're already super close!

by The Baybe June 13, 2013

Cabezilla

When you succees on doing a joke, instead of saying "Gotcha" or laughting out loud, you say "cabezilla"

Also

When you you are about to fuck with a man and he shows you his dick, but it is a little bit small.

Sebastian: Paula, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Paula: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman, Cabezilla!

Paula: Make me yours sebastian!
Sebastian: Ok! Say hello to mi little friend!
Paula: It is really little, isn't it?
Sebastian: What do you mean?
Paula: I meant you dick looks like a Cabezilla!

by PishonaZo May 5, 2010

crab with a knife

It's a Crab with a Knife

Don't piss off a crab with a knife.

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

by Enerjex September 19, 2017