Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.
"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".
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The effect that cold has on fat people legs, whereby they go red and blotchy, looking like corned beef.
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2)Just corned beef that is smoky
3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes
2)Just corned beef that is smoky
3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes
"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"
"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"
"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!
"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!
"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!
"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"
"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!
"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!
"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!
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Man: "Nice shoes!!!"
Dude: "They're actually cornerdeckles. I bought them for the wedding."
Man: "Where do I get a pair?"
Dude: "They're actually cornerdeckles. I bought them for the wedding."
Man: "Where do I get a pair?"
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