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three cornered doormat

Term used to describe, in casual conversation the unshaved female pubic region or "lady garden". Often creeps up in conversations involving those brought up on the M4 corridor in the UK.
"So, how did the date go last night me old china?"
"Well, put it this way sunshine, I was down on her three cornered doormat soon after coffee was served".
by Peter Preston July 6, 2007
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corned

When a you suck dick and graze you teeth along the shaft causing friction on the skin like removing corn off the cob.
Him: fuck bro she corned me last night

Friend: damn son! hope junior is all G!
by Jaelizzzlemahnizzle September 24, 2016
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corned beef legs

The effect that cold has on fat people legs, whereby they go red and blotchy, looking like corned beef.
Fat chav girls wear short skirts without tights for xtra corned beef legs effect.
by Stroppy June 3, 2006
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corned beef

A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.
by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007
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Corned

The process in which one takes a freshly husked corn cob, lubes it up with Vaseline and inserts it into the rectum
Dude I corned yesterday and it was fucking amazing!!
by Joe is weed October 20, 2010
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Smoking Corned Beef

1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes
"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"

"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"

"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!

"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!

"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!
by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008
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Cornerdeckle

(Korn-Er-Deck-Uhl) A very shiny, expensive, dressy shoe worn for special occasions like weddings, job interviews, and graduation ceremonies. The name 'cornerdeckle' comes from the sound they make while walking on hard surfaces.
Man: "Nice shoes!!!"

Dude: "They're actually cornerdeckles. I bought them for the wedding."

Man: "Where do I get a pair?"
by Silvermold November 20, 2011
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