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spider coom

Just some good spider coom in my drink to thicken it up
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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doom coom

A very slow big and tall dummy
Hey man isn't Dale such a doom coom? Just a big fat waste of space
by MakNab September 30, 2017
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Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny
Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-
by I like soap69 November 12, 2022
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ace coom boom

OG slang for brutha, homie, or roll dog ; the equivalent of a white person's long-time friend.
My ace coom boom is down for whateva.
by Demarcus January 7, 2006
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Cancel Coom Ceptember

The bootleg version of No Nut November, for the people who need an incentive to stop masturbating.
Hey Geff, i'm going to take the Cancel Coom Ceptember challenge so that i can give my benis a break
by NiggerTrigger420 May 26, 2020
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OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November
Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass
by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021
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Coom

A slang term meaning sick, unwell, or physically off. Used to describe someone who feels ill, weak, nauseous, or run-down, whether from an actual sickness, exhaustion, or just feeling terrible in general. It’s casual, blunt, and usually said in everyday conversation—not medical, just vibes. Context matters, but in this usage, "coom" strictly means someone is not feeling well.
"Mason has coom. I don't think he will be here tomorrow."
by John Queed December 12, 2025
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