spider coom

Liquid of the gods

Just some good spider coom in my drink to thicken it up

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

doom coom

A very slow big and tall dummy

Hey man isn't Dale such a doom coom? Just a big fat waste of space

by MakNab September 30, 2017

Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

by I like soap69 November 12, 2022

ace coom boom

OG slang for brutha, homie, or roll dog ; the equivalent of a white person's long-time friend.

My ace coom boom is down for whateva.

by Demarcus January 7, 2006

Cancel Coom Ceptember

The bootleg version of No Nut November, for the people who need an incentive to stop masturbating.

Hey Geff, i'm going to take the Cancel Coom Ceptember challenge so that i can give my benis a break

by NiggerTrigger420 May 26, 2020

OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

Coom

A slang term meaning sick, unwell, or physically off. Used to describe someone who feels ill, weak, nauseous, or run-down, whether from an actual sickness, exhaustion, or just feeling terrible in general. It’s casual, blunt, and usually said in everyday conversation—not medical, just vibes. Context matters, but in this usage, "coom" strictly means someone is not feeling well.

"Mason has coom. I don't think he will be here tomorrow."

by John Queed December 12, 2025